1) Lorenz's Law of Mechanical Repair:
After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.
2) Anthony's Law of Workshop:
Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner
3)Kovac's Conundrum:
When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged one.
4)Cannon's Karmic Law:
If you use the excuse that you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the next morning you will actually have a flat tire.
5) O,brien's Variation Law:
If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are
in now.
6) Bells's Theorem:
As soon as the body is immersed fully in the bathtub, the telephone will ring
7) Ruby's Principle of Close Encounters:
The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are in a situation
when you do not want to be seen by anybody.
8) Willoughby's Law :
When you try to prove to the repairman that a machine dosen't work, it will.
9 ) Zadra's Law of Biomechanics :
The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reachability of the area.
10) Breda's Rule :
At any event, the people whose seats are farthest from the ailse arrive last.
11) Owen's Law :
As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.
12) Wooly's Law :
When you are working late, the boss will never be around. When you are surfing the net the boss will always drop by.
